Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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