A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Cheese stick

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Andy Carrol

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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