- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A guy trips a blind man.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

whats 2+2? math.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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