- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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