- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

hi bye

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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