Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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ass in my face ? no

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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