- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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