- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What time is it? 20:45.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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