- Anti Joke

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up