How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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