What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Dylan is gay

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Womens' Rights

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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