What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Black People.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Bob dole

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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captcha: all yer base

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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