Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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