- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Dylan is gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Womens' Rights

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

ME NAME IS JEFF

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

E= McVagina

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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