the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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this is not a joke

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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whats black? a black man

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Anti Joke

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