What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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