how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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