I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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"33"

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Woman rights.

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That's what she didn't say

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Pinus Testicles

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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