- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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