What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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