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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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