- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

E= McVagina

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

I never asked for this.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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