- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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