- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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