Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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