A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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i dont like chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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