boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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This is a joke setup.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Anti Joke

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