Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Do you believe this will change?

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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