- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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