A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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