What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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