What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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