Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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