Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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The Barackness Monster

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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