Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

School

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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