Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Black People.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Bob dole

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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