if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

I have aids

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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