- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A Jew! Bless you.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

i have two hands.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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