- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A Jew! Bless you.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

i have two hands.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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