What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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A black guy gets a job...

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matty russel are you on here

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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