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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Men, get on the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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