When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Membean

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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