- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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