- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A black guy gets a job...

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i like turtals and kids

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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