- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Wanna hear a joke? No.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

shammmm is a lesbian.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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