Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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penis

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Womens Rights.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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