What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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