Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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