What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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brandon ya twwat

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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