- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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