whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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This is a joke setup.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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