Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

A blind man walks into a wall.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

modern love

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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