What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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kiss me?

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Anti Joke

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