- Anti Joke

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

the asian kid gets an F

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.