Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A blind man walks into a wall.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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