A whale's vagina

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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