a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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