Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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bees knees

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My life :(

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charlie sheen losing

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Muslim athletes.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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