Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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