What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why is pi? Because circles.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

the asian kid gets an F

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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