- Anti Joke

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

"knock knock" "Come in"

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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