- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Yeah right loser!

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

whats black? a black man

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