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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

poop nuff said

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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