- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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