A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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split your ass cheek

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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