Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Cripples are lame.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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