Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

69

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

That's not what she said.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How old is your mom? Old.

homework

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

That's what she didn't say

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