A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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hi

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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