guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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69

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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this is not a joke

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Ju... Just why?

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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