What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Michael Castillo is gay

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...