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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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