- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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