- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

raisin boogers

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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