- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There's a car about to hit me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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