I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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That's what she didn't say

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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