- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

matty russel are you on here

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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