- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A mans opinion.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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