Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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donald................duck for president

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Womens Rights.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Harry Styles

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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