i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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hi will

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A ginger was with his friends

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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