Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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