- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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