- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

i have two hands.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

i dont like attention whores lol

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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