How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Once upon a cross

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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