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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

I never asked for this.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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