- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Knock knock Come in

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Men, get on the boat.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

suck my balls mr.garison

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