Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Republicans

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Gays

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A whale's vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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