1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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