How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

i like pie.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Im cute hehehee

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

your mom died.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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