Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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