A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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