Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Potassium? K.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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