Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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I would rape her

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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