- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Thumbs this down

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

raisin boogers

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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