- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

whats long and green? weed

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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