What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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