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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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