Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Women's rights.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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bees knees

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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