What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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