Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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