Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A mans opinion.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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i like turtals and kids

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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