- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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